Aiden's Fortune

I've been dying to post about this but lost the fortune for awhile and couldn't remember the exact words. But I found it today, so here goes the story. Not too long ago, Aiden and I took my mom out to eat at Taste of Thai for lunch. Towards the end of our meal, Aiden informs me that he has to go poop. We dash off for the bathrooms and he ends up going pee instead. After we get back to the table, I open Aiden's fortune cookie for him. This is what it read..................
Now I know I have a sick and twisted sense of humor, but that's funny!! I'm still snickering over it.

At bedtime tonight, Todd and Aiden were singing their bedtime songs. Todd decided to tape them as a surprise for me. One is the 'ABC' Song and the other is "Are You Sleeping?" (I guess that's the name). That's Todd and Aiden's special song they always sing at bedtime. Aiden and I have a whole handful of songs that we do at bedtime. Can you see who the parent is that gets suckered into staying in his bed the longest?? :) Enjoy!

(It's such a shame the kid has no stuffed animals!)